Vocals: Noël Coward
Songwriting: Coward
I met him at a party
Just a couple of years ago
He was rather over-hearty and ridiculous
But as I’d seen him on the screen he cast a certain spell
I basked in his attraction
For a couple of hours or so
His manners were a fraction too meticulous
If he was real or not I couldn’t tell
But like a silly fool I fell
Mad about the boy
I know it’s stupid to be mad about the boy
I’m so ashamed of it
But must admit
The sleepless nights I’ve had about the boy
On the silver screen
He melts my foolish heart in every single scene
Although I’m quite aware
That here and there
Are traces of the cad about the boy
Lord knows I’m not a fool-girl
I really shouldn’t care
Lord knows I’m not a school-girl
In the flurry of her first affair
Will it ever cloy
This odd diversity of misery and joy
I’m feeling quite insane and young again
And all because I’m mad about the boy
Mad about the boy
It’s pretty funny but I’m mad about the boy
He has a gay appeal
That makes me feel
There may be something sad about the boy
Walking down the street
His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
I can’t believe it’s true
But when I’m blue
In some strange way I’m glad about the boy
I’m hardly sentimental
Love isn’t so sublime
I have to pay my rental
And I can’t afford to waste much time
If I could employ
A little magic that would finally destroy
This dream that pains me
And enchains me
But I can’t because I’m mad about the boy