Vocals: Fats Waller and Jack Teagarden
Band: Jack Teagarden & His Orchestra
Songwriting: Donaldson
You can’t cook!
Who can’t cook?!
You’re thick and fat!
Don’t talk about my velocity now.
You never got no dough.
Ain’t supposed to have none!
You drink too much gin.
Always drink my gine.
And you’re tired?
Always tired.
You don’t do anything I like!
Well you know I like everything that you like.
You do?
Yes!
Do you like the skies of blues?
Honey you knows I love the skies of blue
And another thing
I love everything that you love
That’s what I like about you
Looks like you can read my mind
Honey looks your face ??
Another thing, I love everything that you like
That’s what I like about you
Do you like a breakfast table?
Honey shut your mouth
That’s it right there!
Double ?? on a breakfast table
With extra chair for baby huh?
Well we’re getting somewhere,
Let’s get together!
Heaven shines above,
??
Looks like the dawn of love!
Oh you slay me, hot papa!
You know that I love everything that you like.
That’s what I like about you.
Note for DJs: the comical imitation of a woman and potential anti-fat rhetoric should be considered